>, Pathan Qabristan mein charas pi rha tha k Police aa gai
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Pathan ne foran charas chupa li.
Police:
Kya kr rhy thay?
Pathan:
Apne Baap k liye Dua mang raha tha.
Police:
Yeh to bachay ki Qabar hy.
Pathan:
Aba ka bachpan mein he inteqal ho gya tha.;)
1 mrassi police station ke dewar k sath potti kar raha tha,
police ney pakar liya.
Jab usey lejaney lagey to mrassi bola:
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Pa ji, Saboot tey chuk lo.
Wo Ishq ki raaho main kia kamal kar bethi >
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Likh kr "I LOVE YOU" send to all kar bethi. :-
Teacher: Mein teri jaan nikaal dun gi is ki english kya hogi...?
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Bacha : English ki aisi ki tesi, moti tu haath to laga k dikha .
Pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat diye or kaha
"Urr ja"
Wo na uri to Pathan ne kaha:
Tajurby se sabit hua k agr makhi k 2no par kat dein to wo
'Sun' nahi sakti.
: Shohar: ye aloo ke parathe me aloo nazar ni a rahe
Biwi: Chup ker ke khao afghani pulao me afghanistan nazar ata hai kiya?
Wife: Aap bohat bhole hain,
Aap ko koi bhi Ullu bana sakta he,
Husband: Han pata he,
Tere Baap ne hi.. Shuruwaat ki thi.
Molvi Apne 22 bacho aur BV k sath Dost k ghar Dwat pe gia
Dost ne itni bari Family dekh kr Ghusa main kaha
Hayaa nahi i ?
Molvi : Nahi Us k pepar ho rhy hn.
Q main kr0on ye dua k tujhe meri umar lag jaye....??
"**.....**" ;(
H0 skta hai Aaj aakhri Din h0 mera
0r teri watt lag jye..
Hahahaha ;-)
"**.....**"
Admi Doctor K Paas Check-Up K Liye Gya.
Doctor:
Apko Sakht Aaram ki Zrurat he,
ye dono Golian Neend ki hen, 1 Subah aur 1 Sham ko Apni Biwi ko khila dena..
Teacher:
Shalwar k Nary ko English ma kia Kehty Ha?
Pathan:
P.H.D
Teacher:
Is Ka Kia Matlab Ha?
Pathan:
PaJama Holding Device
Ek pathan ko gadhy ne laat mar di Pathan ko ghusa Agya..,
Pathan utha or gadhy ko 4, 5 laten mar kr bola..,
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Ainda apne baap se mazaq mat krna.
