Husband, Wife and Aallu ke parathe

: Shohar: ye aloo ke parathe me aloo nazar ni a rahe

Biwi: Chup ker ke khao afghani pulao me afghanistan nazar ata hai kiya?

Husband, Wife and Ullu

Wife: Aap bohat bhole hain,
Aap ko koi bhi Ullu bana sakta he,

Husband: Han pata he,
Tere Baap ne hi..  Shuruwaat ki thi.

Molvi and his family at party

Molvi Apne 22 bacho aur BV k sath Dost k ghar Dwat pe gia

Dost ne itni bari Family dekh kr Ghusa main kaha

Hayaa nahi i ?

Molvi : Nahi Us k pepar ho rhy hn.

Funny dua for long life

Q main kr0on ye dua k tujhe meri umar lag jaye....??
    "**.....**" ;(

H0 skta hai Aaj aakhri Din h0 mera
0r teri watt lag jye..
Hahahaha ;-)
     "**.....**"

Doctor, Wife and Rest

Admi Doctor K Paas Check-Up K Liye Gya.

Doctor:
Apko Sakht Aaram ki Zrurat he,
ye dono Golian Neend ki hen, 1 Subah aur 1 Sham ko Apni Biwi ko khila dena..

Teacher, Khan and PHD

Teacher:
Shalwar k Nary ko English ma kia Kehty Ha?

Pathan:
P.H.D

Teacher:
Is Ka Kia Matlab Ha?

Pathan:
PaJama     Holding      Device

Pathan aur Gadha : Ek pathan ko gadhy ne laat mar di

Ek pathan ko gadhy ne laat mar di Pathan ko ghusa Agya..,

Pathan utha or gadhy ko 4, 5 laten mar kr bola..,
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Ainda apne baap se mazaq mat krna.