>, Pathan Qabristan mein charas pi rha tha k Police aa gai
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Pathan ne foran charas chupa li.
Police:
Kya kr rhy thay?
Pathan:
Apne Baap k liye Dua mang raha tha.
Police:
Yeh to bachay ki Qabar hy.
Pathan:
Aba ka bachpan mein he inteqal ho gya tha.;)
1 mrassi police station ke dewar k sath potti kar raha tha,
police ney pakar liya.
Jab usey lejaney lagey to mrassi bola:
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Pa ji, Saboot tey chuk lo.
Wo Ishq ki raaho main kia kamal kar bethi >
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Likh kr "I LOVE YOU" send to all kar bethi. :-
Teacher: Mein teri jaan nikaal dun gi is ki english kya hogi...?
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Bacha : English ki aisi ki tesi, moti tu haath to laga k dikha .
Pathan ne makhi k 2no par kat diye or kaha
"Urr ja"
Wo na uri to Pathan ne kaha:
Tajurby se sabit hua k agr makhi k 2no par kat dein to wo
'Sun' nahi sakti.
